The Summertime Battalion

The Summertime Battalion was a large task force of paid mercenaries from the African country of Zimbabwe.

They were highly incapable at their duty during the J.A.R.N.S. Offensive and cost a few battles to be lost.

Upon closer examination they were found out to in fact not be men from Zimbabwe at all and were actually pigeons with grenades strapped to them.

Under questioning Kliff Bonewood had this to say: "Bro I swore they were people bro please bro believe me bro.".

He had also stated that he was highly intoxicated when giving the order for their recruitment and said: "Those aren't birds, dude. They're from Africa stop being racist bro.".

This counted as a minor setback for the J.A.R.N.S. Offensive and ultimately a non-noteworthy event.