Kramer Apoc

Kramer Apoc is the first installment of The Kramer Apocalypse. It chronologically follows Kramer Apoc: Origins but is recognized as the first.

Plot
Kramer Apoc follows Kliff Bonewood and Andrew Balsom across the KSA and the Pacific front throughout the campaign of the 3rd Heiferian Support ID.

Introduction
Just minutes before total destruction of The Last Army, Kliff Bonewood and Ritchie Guess? begin launch sequence in what appears to be an attempt to escape the incoming garrison deployed by Supreme Leader Kramer. While only minutes away from launch, Ritchie Guess? notices the absence of cheese ration aboard the vessel. Kliff Bonewood departs to retrieve some more but returns to late to board. As he watches the rocket lift lazily towards the heavens, he blows one last butterfly kiss to Ritchie Guess? who fails in dodging it. Having missed his flight, he leaves the launchpad and heads in the direction of The Castle.

Harmony County Detention Center
Five years following VE-Day, the defeat of the last pockets of resistance, all in the world is peaceful. At 2:30 am, just five minutes into the guard shift change, several plastic explosive charges are detonated at the Harmony County Detention Center. Kliff Bonewood, alongside fellow Highwaymen operatives, infiltrate the facility through its guard locker rooms. The entire A-wing staff of 22 are killed from gunshot and shrapnel wounds within five minutes. By 2:55, the entirety of the A-wing is freed. A full on prison riot is in effect by 3:15.

As resistance forces battle throughout the yard, reinforcements are deployed from the nearby base. An entire garrison is deployed by Kramer's personal order. The newly liberated resistance forces overtake the last of the prison's KPF forces just as the garrison slowly crawls into the valley leading towards the prison. Kliff Bonewood orders an orbital strike from T.H.O.R., eliminating the whole ass garrison. Following the victory, The Highwaymen lead their freedom fighters into hiding at The Castle.

Operation: Black Hat
After VE-Day, one of the first orders from the newly formed Kramerican government is to revive the rust belt. Millions of KSU credits were poured into major former industrial midwestern cities like Chicago, Detroit, Joliet, Milwaukee, Pontiac, Toledo and Bellevue during the Period of Unity.

The Battle of Fargo
Scott Fritzboi "Fritz" Fritzsimmons

Operation: Snakebite
Following success in the midwestern theatre, the 3rd Heiferian Support ID moves across the plains towards the west coast. In anticipation of this invasion, Kramerican forces form the Iron Wall across North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma. At the front of the offensive is esteemed tank commander, The Viper and his supertank, Fort Reed. Forward progress would be considered suicide for the tired and thinned resistance forces without control of Fort Reed. Operation: Snakebite is formed as a joint offensive between F.A.R.K. high command and The Highwaymen. The objective of Operation: Snakebite is to assassinate The Viper, steal Fort Reed and lead resistance calvary into the plains states. The Highwaymen are successful in both terminating The Viper and stealing Fort Reed, though the supertank is mostly destroyed during the battle. Kliff Bonewood is severely wounded at the battle when he takes a bullet to the chest while lifting a destroyed tank to save trapped resistance infantry. He loses his arm as well when the tank falls onto it.

Operation: Spring Fever
As the 3rd Heiferian draws closer to the coast, Kramerican military leadership fear repercussions for their failures across the plains. In an effort to completely halt resistance forces, the entire Sierra Madre area is fortified to withstand an army twice the size of the resistance's. Across the desert, artillery pieces are dug in, mines are buried and fortification of the Hoover Dam begins. Operation: Spring Fever consists of three phases in which major objectives are seized. During the Battle of Las Vegas, SSgt. Magnum Don loses his leg in a danger close orbital strike.

Operation: PullCock
As The Siege of Las Vegas ground the Resistance Offensive to a halt, tacticians searched for a solution to the puzzle ahead. Kliff Bonewood devises a solution after messing with Dad one night. He tells Dad he will launch a mission called Operation: PullCock. Dad, knowing Bonewood is about to grope him, readies himself. Bonewood paces around Dad once, and then begins talking about something else. Suddenly, he grabs for his water gallon right next to Dad's crotch. Dad instantly brings his arms to defense as Bonewood grabs his water. "Operation: PullCock is a success," Bonewood is reported to have said. Kliff Bonewood proposed a mission to plant a false operation into the Kramer Ascendancy Intelligence's ears. Operation: Flag was a false attack on the cities southern flank, a less guarded flank that The Resistance knew could be reinforced quickly. Instead, they would assault the northeastern flank and enter the city. The operation was a major success and resulted in the liberation of Las Vegas.

The Battle for the Moon
Realizing all Earth grounded forces are vulnerable to the might of T.H.O.R., Kramer deploys the newly constructed Kramer Mothership into Earth's orbit to destroy the T.H.O.R. Orbital Laser. Kliff Bonewood and Dad lead a specialized space combat task force to defend the moonbase. During the battle, resistance forces repel the attack and the Kramer Mothership is destroyed.

Operation: Green Lantern
Without the strength of the Kramer Mothership, Los Angeles is left exposed to a resistance siege. 1st Cavalry leads the charge into the city, supported by 4th Air Division. The city is taken by resistance forces in only two nights with severe casualties on both sides. Dad is shot down on the last day of the siege and declared KIA. Andrew Balsom commented at the time, "No one could've survived that and got to keep their cock and balls, legs, name, sexual orientation and sexual preference". There were high counts of civilian casualties during this time as long beach was very much bombarded by the S.S. Fatass and Echo Park gets leveled by T.H.O.R.

Operation: Alaskan Fire Dragon
When the 3rd Heiferian reaches the outskirts of Kramer City, half of the metropolis is already burning. The following invasion, Operation: Alaskan Fire Dragon, is the largest and bloodiest conflict in Kramer Apoc. After 5 months of street to street combat, 3rd Heiferian breaks through into the upper district, cutting Capitol Square off from Kramer International Airport. The Hong Kong Free Nationalist Resistance and fellow local resistance cells swarm the underground metro tunnels to prevent Kramer's escape from the city. Determined not to lose face, Kramer maintains his position at the Capitol Building in hope KPF forces will succeed in repelling the onslaught. During this time, 43 KPF commanders, including 7 within High Command, are personally executed for failure by Kramer's own hand.

In the early hours of August 14th, The Highwaymen, along with The Sad Batch, ready for a push into the Capitol Building. They fight for feet against machine gun emplacements, short range mortar fire, minefields, sniper fire, and tanks until they charge the steps of the Capitol Mall. An impatient Kliff Bonewood diverts The Highwaymen to the Capitol Building where they make their way to the senate house. Having split up, Gerome Wilikers the 9th and Cody Dankirk find and engage Kramer before Kliff Bonewood. Having taken the stairs to the upper levels of the colosseum, Kliff Bonewood watches as his team mates get their shit rocked. He fires a hi-power zipline at Kramer, missing him to attach to his large throne. Kliff Bonewood questions Kramer's knowledge of a "Swag zombie on a zipline", zips down the line firing onto the overlord, and throws him off the precipice.

After organized resistance takes control of Capitol Mall, an unsuccessful search for the body of Kramer is made. It is believed that Kramer Loyalists smuggled the corpse out of the city. The defeat of Kramer is announced over free radio stations globally, tripling resistance efforts all over the map. The success of Operation: Alaskan Fire Dragon is considered the turning point in the war against the Kramer Regime. It also signifies the end of the first Kramer Apoc.